Benn a While

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I have not been on here in quite some time which scares me and i do in fact thing it is time for me to put up some more music for all you lonely people to listen to. I actually forget I even had a blog for a while there but this is a little playlist I put together in about five min its just a collective of songs i've been listening to in the past month or so.

some would say that he gazed with eyes of white there was nothing more to see in his eyes but white no color or pupil to be seen. He was known for throwing people up against the wall or pushing them off the curb at any given moment it was as if he had some anti-social nervous tic to be more than rude but a total douche bag. Hes been running around telling lies to every body in town He calls it some sort of rapture to seek revenge. Personally I think the man is out of his head but some how he his socially accepted into this twisted society we live in. At times I dream of him being hopelessly banished from the city or tied up to a post so that anyone who has been affected by his bullshit and nonsense can line up single file and slap him across the face…. Wait i take that back pimp slapped across the face you know like backslapped. Yes I do desire to see him put in a position such as that I feel like the citys been waisting its life with this hooligan. I just don't understand why they would let someone with only white in their eyes go around town acting like a drunken fool. I mean is that even Human? At this point your probably wondering what this mans name is or child in my mind but by legal standards and customs he is in fact an adult. His name is Nostra Dia Menfold what a terrible name right?? what parent or even mad lab technician who grows babies in test tubes for profit names their child Nostra. I mean what a stupid fucking name.

But let me tell you a thing or two about old Nostra in elementary he killed the classes fish and was caught eating them orally and rectally in the school lavatory (can you even ingest fish rectally it doesn't matter he tried it). He then stole the classes guinea pigs and skinned them to make a hat a week after our teacher replaced the fish. I lived next door to him and i would hear him holding conversations with his dog until he turned 16 and the dog died. What is really odd about it though is the fact that all he would talk to the dog about were stocks which you and i both know he knew the stock market just as much as the dog did. but he would sit there with a copy of the wall street journal and go over all the fourtane 500 companies numbers and this was on any day the market was open. After school he would sit there from falling sun to dark reading off numbers that meant nothing to him and stranger yet he was telling this to a dog… why???? I have no idea. After his dog died he started huffing air duster to cope with his stress which is strange to me too because I guess he was to fucking stupid to go use real drugs like a man. Any way at age 17 he started robbing local convenient stores for the shit with a Dark age style battle hammer. I mean i find it funny he wouldn't try robbing them for money to just go buy the shit but i guess he was just to fucking stupid I mean he was huffing dust off after all. At age 18 he covered his body with shitty jail style tattoos of the insane clow possie in pastel colors… looks fucking stupid if you could see these things you would laugh. at age 20 he served a year in jail for pushing someone off a bridge the crime report says, he approached the man demanding a disposable camera and the man said here take my wallet just don't hurt me and he said its not your money i'm after its a fucking camera the man got very scared and said but i don't have one here take my wallet theres 800 dollars in it you can go buy 100s of cameras then dumbass Nostra said I don't think you heard me give me the damn camera after some more bickering he ended up throwing the man off the bridge nearly killing him because he broke the poor souls neck. Any way he gets out of jail and starts saying he knows god and thats when he started pushing people into cars and knocking them over on the street. He stands there on the street angrily begging for disposable cameras its gotten to the point that people just keep one on them and give it to him if they see him. I'm sure your asking where the cops are in this but don't ask me they don't seem to care that this man is making me waste fucking 8 bucks to buy some mother fucking shit maggot a camera so he doesn't brake my ribs.

Bums O mnly

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Well, fellow milkshake expert Collin Decker called me today and said it was time for another post and I do agree it has been a good while since I've done a must post well more like a month if you want to be all scientific. For this post I decided I would only use the letter B I don't really know why I chose B but it probably has something to do with me being totally afraid of Bees so they are always on my mind Because you never know when some big nasty rogue bee is going to come out of nowhere and pow you in the nose. You know fucking bees these days I swear they drive me crazy I'm so glad its almost winter because I love to see them all die because I always think to myself, "Ha you stupid bee whose scared now!!" You know its really sad I wrote the actual post for this a long while back (I'd say about last Tuesday) but somehow I deleted it so i'm really half assing this one because I'm not really in the mood for writing right now but the people need my music or else they'll get the bends or something horrible like that. The reason I bring up my long lost post is because I only used B words for the entire thing and that took quite some time and effort so much effort in fact that there is no way in hell I'm doing that again.

So about this playlist! It really makes me mad that I can't put any of the music I buy on here because there were so many awesome songs I wanted to use but the files were protected, DAMN YOU ITUNES! Its funny because you can steal a song easier than buying one so why they take the effort to write crazy codes I don't know. People don't even think of music like they used to I mean I really don't know that many people that take the time to save up some money to buy some music and If I were to have purchased all my music it would be $14.000 plus some tax and there is no way I would ever buy that much music. You know people might come out at me and yell at me about how i'm not supporting the artist but I don't think they should be saying anything because I don't really care. I mean why should musicians be rich weren't all music people dirt poor before the advent of recording and record companies. Besides If I made music and was signed to some major label I know I wouldn't be to happy I mean i'm sure theY boss you around and tell you what you can and can't put on your next record because they are the ones producing it. I think bands should just record at home and jack up the prices for concerts because with this whole internet thing we have its pretty hard to miss a concert you want to see. Anyway it is crucial that when you download this and open the folder you put them on a playlist and burn to a CD and listen to it in your car just make sure that you keep them in the same order you found them because I put all the tracks in a good order so it kinda flows or at least I think it does.

That reminds me when I made this post I was going to make sons that talk about Alex in them but that would take forever but believe it or not I've heard like 7 good songs I have that say my name and I like to pretend they are talking about me and only me I also like to think that no one else on the plant has my name so I feel really. I'm pretty tired so I don't think i'm going to write anymore e

Poor Phil

I feel like a asshole my friend Phil in Austin sent me some milkshake pics and I totally forgot to put them up on the last post. While phil really wasn't drinking a milkshake in his pics he got close enough and at least took the effort to take a picture and show his pride. In these pics he is eating/drinking some home grown shit he has a bowl of ice cream covered in milk which i think is totally revolutionary and new to the scene. I really think anyone who comes to this blog needs to realise the significance of this... think about it your there at your house totally blenderless and out of cash and you are really itching for a fix. What do you do?? make do with what you've got. Phil's methods totally remind me of a young karl marx or the unabomber or even an asian bob sagget.

One year of mayhem

Ah yes, here it is. Today is a day of glory and pride, for it is the first anniversary of all the mayhem. As we continue on life endeavors, we still share one thing in common: being able to stop, relax, and enjoy a milkshake.

At this time, I'd like to announce that milkshake mayhem has gone international! Here's some sweet pictures sent to us from australia.

When you go to have a milkshake, don't forget to take a picture to remember how awesome it is!


create mayhem. have fun.

Deerhunter

Weird Era Cont_.zip

Well I was going to write a post for a really long stereolab album I have but it turns out that album is so long that I would need to pay for a mediafire account and I say fuck that! why would I pay for something people are downloading for free?? well on second thought I probably would have done it but I don't have a credit card because one way or another the bank seems to have it out for me. So I guess technologically I'm in a sort of decompensating condition. Thats why I just decided to not put a stereolab album up(It brings up thoughts of my technological inadequacy). So ashes to ashes dust to dust.

Any way I decided i'd put up my favourite album of all time by one of my favourite bands ever. The album if i'm right came as a bonus when you bought the album Microcastles. I can't tell you how much I love this album and this band I actually went out of state once just to see this band where they were going to play some songs from this album. I don't need to say much about this band here because the lead singer Bradford Cox is a little internet extraordinaire. You can read everything he has to say and download tonssssss of music off his blog.

I'm happy to say that it looks like milkshakes are coming back into style I have 5 photos just itching to be posted from a Mr. Phil Baire down in Austin. I would have more if a girl named Hazel from Queensland Australia will stop being lazy and send me her photos. I'm sure your asking your self why I'm not doing that whole milkshake dance still? And I ask that same question to my self every single day and night and to tell you the truth I really don't know but I'm definitely going to just blame Collin and only Collin.

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For my next post I thought I would cover an album that is pretty new its by a band called crystal stilts. The albums called Alight of Night and I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to say something about how this album name fits the feel of the album but I can't think of any good real reason of why so I'm going to go ahead and stop there before I say something stupid. Anyway this album came out in 2008 and I think it's a totally awesome album its real Lo-fi and not Lo-Fi in the hipster douche bag sense of making it Lo-Fi purely to be cool its Lo-Fi because recording it in Lo-Fi sound gives it a real neo-garage sixties garage feel. Everything is distorted even the vocals scratch the walls of your ears its like if scratching a chalk board suddenly sounded appealing or something. some of the lyrics really stand out to me like in one song the singer says "thats not the real sun and i'm not a real boy" which to me makes me think of waking up in a tangent universe and knowing that you're not where your supposed to be and saying thats not the sun as i know and i'm not a boy as they know me to be. Don't ask me why and i know he doesn't sound anything like him but for some reason whenever I listen to the crystal stilts I can't help but think of the misfits singer if he got kicked in the balls a couple of times and don't get me wrong this is anything but a punk album (well i don't know its more punk than lets say a rap album but unless you're a total idiot you get what I mean). But the reason I say that is because the way the singer carries on in a low pitch howling meets humming kind of style. I think the way the singer projects his sound is really what makes the band. This album was definitely made in some sort of strung out state I'm coming to this conclusion because the singer says things like "were snorting dreams" which makes me think of some sort of drug induced ambition. You know the kind of thing someone says they'll do one day when they are all fucked up but if they were sober they would probably never get around to it. The singer goes on to saying other things like "we knew we had to leave as soon as the sun rose...we have to leave this town to keep our selves in tact now if we can only get our bodies to react" like waking up after some crazy party gone wrong and trying to get the hell out of their but you can hardly force your self to make it to the door the song also makes tones of references to the sin king which is obviously some vice lord or something. I don't know these are totally un-scolicted opinions but I like what I think and i'm staying with that. All I can say other than that is that this Brooklyn band's album has crazy distorted garage rock riffs reverb crazy organ and vocals that must be purposely maxed out in the red on a Mixer but they don't pierce your ears so it's really hard to explain. I highly recommend this album to anyone who likes lo-fi.

Cut Copy

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The Milkshake thing is kinda dying and I really wanted to keep up with this blog so I decide I'd change it up a little bit and have it serve dual purposes. One purpose is to secure and promote the proper function of milkshakes in mainstream society and the other is to encourage the masses to listen to what I deem good music. If there were two things I could not go without in this world one would be milkshakes and the other would be music. I've always wanted to do this but for the most part I have been far to lazy to do so but the other day my good friend Steven sent me a link to his blog and he inspired me to do the same. Fellow milkshake contributor Collin Decker has been a long time music evangelist until one day he got lame and stopped making posts. The problem with Collin is that he doesn't understand that music is eternal and must be tended to like a flock of sheep in the summer (you know like shaving and whatnot). So I took it upon my self to exhume the ashes of what once was CD-panda and have taken the liberty of moving its mission over to Milkshake Mayhem. So without further to say I bring you the first music oriented post

For my first post I didn't want to do anything to grand because then people who read this will expect to much out of me and I'll start cracking balls to give them something awesome so lets keep it chill and go with music I already have instead of me going on a music crusade to give good tunes to the 5 people who will ever read this.

The first artist I'm going to ordain and declare to have divine motives is Cut Copy. Cut Copy are from Australia and while I have owned this album since 2006 only recently has it found me. They have another newer album but I believe its better to start with the bands creation rather than its deeper cuts because only then do you truly understand what makes the band known as it is today. You see what styles still flourish in their songs or what styles died a fiery death. This album seems to stand as fork in the road in cut copys career two prevalent styles in this music seem to be that of 80s synth pop and more modern sleazy electro and if you go on to download other albums by them you will see that they definitely went with more of an 80s synth pop sound. This band has very emo lyrics which sometimes holds me back from playing songs by them when I'm with people because I don't want people thinking I have different intentions other than showing them a totally awesome band so maybe doing it in a less physical way will secure my true intentions. Anyway I have missed so many opportunities to see this band and I'm really shooting my self in the foot now because back then I wasn't really into this band but now I am and I could have seen them perform this album live a year or so after it came out. When I looked to see if they were playing in the states anytime soon I found that they were sticking to Australia which pisses me off but whatever it's not like I can blame them. Some interesting things I found in this album are that one of the songs has the same bassline as Devo's gut feeling/slap your mammy better known to this generation as the song from life aquatic the songs called bright neon payphone. Another thing I'd like to mention is that there is a very interesting remix of this song which actually turned me on to this band in the beginning it's a sebastiAn remix for going nowhere I lost the track along time ago so i'm not going to put it up here but if you like electro go check it out on youtube or something. But I cannot stress how much I want you to listen to this album it's really cool that the band connects every song together which fellow milkshake contributor Collin Decker has a little fetish for. But here it is my students I want you to go sit down somewhere and do whatever it is you do when you listen to music and then listen to this whole album and then tell me what you think of it on my face book. I would like you to tell me if you like the direction of blog and what you think of the album. I am always opened to making a milkshake post for you so go out with your friends and get some milkshake shots for me and I'll write a post for you or you can write your own post and I'll put it up with the pics or whatever you want.

I need to correct my self that one song doesn't have the same bass line as gut feeling/slap your mammy but the song mongoloid by devo sorry it was killing me once i realised