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Well, fellow milkshake expert Collin Decker called me today and said it was time for another post and I do agree it has been a good while since I've done a must post well more like a month if you want to be all scientific. For this post I decided I would only use the letter B I don't really know why I chose B but it probably has something to do with me being totally afraid of Bees so they are always on my mind Because you never know when some big nasty rogue bee is going to come out of nowhere and pow you in the nose. You know fucking bees these days I swear they drive me crazy I'm so glad its almost winter because I love to see them all die because I always think to myself, "Ha you stupid bee whose scared now!!" You know its really sad I wrote the actual post for this a long while back (I'd say about last Tuesday) but somehow I deleted it so i'm really half assing this one because I'm not really in the mood for writing right now but the people need my music or else they'll get the bends or something horrible like that. The reason I bring up my long lost post is because I only used B words for the entire thing and that took quite some time and effort so much effort in fact that there is no way in hell I'm doing that again.

So about this playlist! It really makes me mad that I can't put any of the music I buy on here because there were so many awesome songs I wanted to use but the files were protected, DAMN YOU ITUNES! Its funny because you can steal a song easier than buying one so why they take the effort to write crazy codes I don't know. People don't even think of music like they used to I mean I really don't know that many people that take the time to save up some money to buy some music and If I were to have purchased all my music it would be $14.000 plus some tax and there is no way I would ever buy that much music. You know people might come out at me and yell at me about how i'm not supporting the artist but I don't think they should be saying anything because I don't really care. I mean why should musicians be rich weren't all music people dirt poor before the advent of recording and record companies. Besides If I made music and was signed to some major label I know I wouldn't be to happy I mean i'm sure theY boss you around and tell you what you can and can't put on your next record because they are the ones producing it. I think bands should just record at home and jack up the prices for concerts because with this whole internet thing we have its pretty hard to miss a concert you want to see. Anyway it is crucial that when you download this and open the folder you put them on a playlist and burn to a CD and listen to it in your car just make sure that you keep them in the same order you found them because I put all the tracks in a good order so it kinda flows or at least I think it does.

That reminds me when I made this post I was going to make sons that talk about Alex in them but that would take forever but believe it or not I've heard like 7 good songs I have that say my name and I like to pretend they are talking about me and only me I also like to think that no one else on the plant has my name so I feel really. I'm pretty tired so I don't think i'm going to write anymore e

Poor Phil

I feel like a asshole my friend Phil in Austin sent me some milkshake pics and I totally forgot to put them up on the last post. While phil really wasn't drinking a milkshake in his pics he got close enough and at least took the effort to take a picture and show his pride. In these pics he is eating/drinking some home grown shit he has a bowl of ice cream covered in milk which i think is totally revolutionary and new to the scene. I really think anyone who comes to this blog needs to realise the significance of this... think about it your there at your house totally blenderless and out of cash and you are really itching for a fix. What do you do?? make do with what you've got. Phil's methods totally remind me of a young karl marx or the unabomber or even an asian bob sagget.

One year of mayhem

Ah yes, here it is. Today is a day of glory and pride, for it is the first anniversary of all the mayhem. As we continue on life endeavors, we still share one thing in common: being able to stop, relax, and enjoy a milkshake.

At this time, I'd like to announce that milkshake mayhem has gone international! Here's some sweet pictures sent to us from australia.

When you go to have a milkshake, don't forget to take a picture to remember how awesome it is!


create mayhem. have fun.

Deerhunter

Weird Era Cont_.zip

Well I was going to write a post for a really long stereolab album I have but it turns out that album is so long that I would need to pay for a mediafire account and I say fuck that! why would I pay for something people are downloading for free?? well on second thought I probably would have done it but I don't have a credit card because one way or another the bank seems to have it out for me. So I guess technologically I'm in a sort of decompensating condition. Thats why I just decided to not put a stereolab album up(It brings up thoughts of my technological inadequacy). So ashes to ashes dust to dust.

Any way I decided i'd put up my favourite album of all time by one of my favourite bands ever. The album if i'm right came as a bonus when you bought the album Microcastles. I can't tell you how much I love this album and this band I actually went out of state once just to see this band where they were going to play some songs from this album. I don't need to say much about this band here because the lead singer Bradford Cox is a little internet extraordinaire. You can read everything he has to say and download tonssssss of music off his blog.

I'm happy to say that it looks like milkshakes are coming back into style I have 5 photos just itching to be posted from a Mr. Phil Baire down in Austin. I would have more if a girl named Hazel from Queensland Australia will stop being lazy and send me her photos. I'm sure your asking your self why I'm not doing that whole milkshake dance still? And I ask that same question to my self every single day and night and to tell you the truth I really don't know but I'm definitely going to just blame Collin and only Collin.